“Colombian armed robber targets karate school”

“A Colombian armed robber evidently not au fait with martial arts is recovering in hospital after ill-advisedly targetting a karate school, Reuters reports.

The attempted blag took place in the nothwestern town Bucaramanga, and local police commander Colonel Julio Cesar Santoyo simply told Caracol radio: “An individual entered a martial arts school with a firearm but they managed to react, put their knowledge to use and disarmed him.

In “putting their knowledge” to use, the students apparently gave the ne’er-do-well a bit of a slapping, hence the need for medical attention”.

Смысел: некий колумбийский товарищ взял ружжо и пошел грабить школу боевых искусств, в которой занимались карате. Товарища обезоружили и сдали в полицию. Через больницу.

Надо с умом выбирать объекты для ограбления.